CC&P 36: Feline Good About This Most Meowvelous Comeback!

There are so many cat puns that we could be including in this episode's title, be thankful we only went with those ones! Now, the episode description, however...........
We're paws-itive that this may purrhaps be our most amewsing episode yet, with ceiling cats, the healing benefits of purring and supercatural happenings! Also a lot of gushing about our own furbabies, as you may have guessed from the thumbnail...

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Transcript

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answering the question. Hello, our favorite fried potatoes. It's so good to be back recording another episode, one week off makes such a difference doesn't

Unknown Speaker  
he have for sure. When we first started the podcast, the one thing I always said to Melissa was like, anytime, either was needed a break, we take one, and I'm really glad we're sticking to that rule.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, in a world of constant content, it's important to see the big picture, Like, we're just two friends doing something fun on the internet and if it's not fun, then we've got to rethink things, we're human people.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, exactly. I'm pleased you know when we refresh, we have better chats and that's better for you guys so on our week off. Anything exciting happened for you and Alyssa,

Unknown Speaker  
funny you should mention that because at the time of recording as in right now I am officially a new cat mom and I've had said cat for about three days. What happened, tell us everything. Okay well I mean, I've been texting all of my friends and my sisters just frantically, I've been wanting to adopt a cat for a while because my sister's cat lived with us for a while and we just loved having her around so we're like, oh, we need a fur baby too. Yeah, that's kind of how it is like you get one you can't stop it's like tattoos, because like we had a family dog but she passed away a few years ago so it's been, you know, sad and for listen this house, I was looking at cast with dogs, and let me tell you, trying to adopt the cat, in this day and age, I guess now during like you know lockdown and stuff, it's like applying for a job, it's ridiculous, I had to fill application forms I had to write essays I'm like why are you the perfect match for this cat, how will we give this cat the best life possible. Wow. Yeah, and I got rejection letters and everything felt like oh my God,

Unknown Speaker  
I feel like that would be worse though because you know there's a far baby at the end of that and they're like, not for you today.

Unknown Speaker  
Basically they're like why do you want this cat, okay cool. Were you a good fit for this cat. Okay, we've decided to not go through with your application. Good luck though I'm like Alright cool,

Unknown Speaker  
like online dating, I guess like, you know, get a feel for each other, would we be compatible but I'm kind of glad there is that process because usually when cats are in rescue centers or adoption centers, they're there because they've either been given up or they were strangers or you know people couldn't look after them anymore, so it's nice to have kind of like that check like well you love this car as much as it deserves

Unknown Speaker  
know for sure and my sister told me that the process for her by the way was just so easy, she was like I want yeah one after and then met her and was like, okay, and took her home. That was pretty COVID because that happened over there too, for you, but here in Toronto, when COVID hit and the first lockdown came around, everybody and their dad ran out to adopt dogs and cats to have of companion,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah, that happened here to

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, and they have just hundreds and hundreds of applications a day so like I get it but it's just like a lot like literally crushed when they send that rejection letter or if they don't send you a response at all, you're like, What did I do wrong, I want to buy the CAD so no. Right, but we brought home baby Gigi. Eight years old.

Unknown Speaker  
She is actually asleep right now so I'm actually sounding like a parent that yeah she's just chilling her room.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, that's good and but you know cats really to sleep two thirds of their life at ways so I'm not surprised. She's sleeping. Yeah. Oh, so a nice like I've had cats I've always kind of had cats growing up in South Korea, I picked up. I picked up again. That was my, my school and it was like wintertime in Korea and I saw her she you know a bit just scrappy because she was on the streets but overall looked in really good help and she was there for like a whole week, and I was like, If I don't take this kit and no I'd well and I'd saved her already during the week and he had come to me like a few times and I was like, at heart, and I was like, I beat her, so yeah I just like, have this dream that never looked back. And I even brought her from South Korea to Scotland so she now lives with my parents and my other cat.

Unknown Speaker  
It's so nice. In that case, you're gonna have had a connection you're like she loves me, we must go, we must be together forever.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah for sure and yeah he spent all that time together as well and we were all living on our own in Korea as well, was the one waiting for me at the end of the day, you know, next to me and you know I'm her person until when I go back to Scotland, he like immediately comes back to me you know marrying a child. Bye bye, baby, baby, she likes vivid but she's like my baby. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
I mean, all heads are baby let's be real here. Yeah, it doesn't matter what age they are that baby. Doesn't matter what animal it is either by the way, like if I had a reptile, it would still be my baby, my, my friend has, has a pet bearded dragon and he's her baby so

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yeah

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pets have that way of just making you all googoo gaga, you know, you get your baby voice or when you're talking to the, think about them all the time you have their pictures on your phone and you're just like, I love you and I think about you all the time. Yeah, you annoy the friends who don't have. Yeah, look at my cat like Not again. Not again. Look, they turned to the left, you must be

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the best angle of this cat, if it's not obvious by now and just doesn't normally happen but this episode we're making an exception. We're gushing about cats. Yay, on my mind for quite some time. Yeah, I

Unknown Speaker  
mean, we try like make this podcast like interesting for everyone to like listen into but just some topics you know like would be the sharks. Yeah. and I just my first job in life at 14 I worked as a category so as to eat and clean, lots of cat units while people were going on holidays so to get like a lot of hands on experience with cats as well. So, if you have any questions, Melissa, feel free to ask.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, I'm gonna, I have been picking all of my friends brains because all of my friends, my co workers, my family just about so I have a whole wealth of mines to go over. Yeah, what should I do. Oh, it's been a lot it's begun. Yeah, it

Unknown Speaker  
was the really nice thing with cats is, you can't really go wrong like the you know they're so independent within themselves that they kind of pick everything up really quickly like as long as they can get to their food and get that litter tray like they're kind of good to go, you know, and just have a safe place that they can hide when they're not feeling extroverted, that is okay.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, as of right now as we speak, Gigi is actually sleeping behind the bookcase, in the room that I put her in. So that was her safe spot. I don't have a proper cat bed with like an enclosed one for her yet, but she seems like being behind the bookcase.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, that's good. She's probably just feeling safe up there. Behind there sorry I first had but she would always go on top of my wardrobe in the corner so that she could see everything, but she felt safe up there and then when she went to come down and prepared she would just jump there and then come into my lap. So, yeah. And you probably save yourself some money by not having like a cat bed at the moment because chances are they probably wouldn't use it.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, honestly, like to just sleep on everything. Yeah, she likes blankets, more so than anything else we've noticed she'll happily sleep on a blanket somewhere, whereas my older sister, she's the, she's a very much a doting cat mom and she has a cat bed and there's a little dangly thing in the front so she can find it there she's being lazy and, you know, liberally as a whole, you know, floor to ceiling cat tree with hidey holes I'm like alright well,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah, I mean, then, having my house like completely tailored to have all of like the walls that they have cat things that they can walk up and like room to room can have tunnels that they can go through like I would

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be super cool, I've seen things like that on like you know YouTube and Tiktok and things so my dad is cool, I wish I had the time and resource. Yeah, that's finally get to the first question, Joey, let's go to number one, could you rather have a cat that can go on the ceilings, or would you rather have a cat who people completely invisible.

Unknown Speaker  
I like how we can't do an episode on superheroes or superpowers because regardless of what episode we're doing, we always talk about superpowers. So we've got spider cat, by the get drilled off the end of it there, didn't you, I know, yeah, I was like I don't know No, no, I don't want to go for invisible cat because I feel cats are very good at hiding. Anyway, like when we had shadows shadow Yeah, she's black and white but she's mostly black, and when she was a kid and especially she would just kind of getting over to the nooks and crannies of the house so I'd go away for like a walk or something and my mom would call me up like she'd be in a corner somewhere like don't worry she is in the house. I feel they're pretty good at being like you know sneaky and invisible. Anyway, so I think it'd be kind of like amusing for a cast you could walk upside down on the ceilings because you get spiders and you get very good at eating those so if they can go on the ceiling I think it'd be more efficient, removing those unwanted guests from your house. Oh

Unknown Speaker  
my god, yes, I have the opposite problem like I like spiders, but I will raise bloody murder if I see centipedes or any other ground dwelling insects so I'm really expected cat to pay her rent by category since for me.

Unknown Speaker  
It's funny, we get ants in the summer coming into the house, and like I'll point out to shadow if I didn't get it, get it and then just sit there just stare at it, and they'll just want to go by, like, come on turbobit to China, they're just like, oh,

Unknown Speaker  
no, it's like when Maddie was here, she'd look out the back door like the you know the backyard because glass window, so she looked out there and, you know, we'd be like now you love Maddie there's a squirrel, and she would look in the complete opposite direction we're like okay maybe she's not the brightest.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah I mean I think it's just kind of, with their vision, like are they actually interested because cats are quite disinterested a liability, and then their vision as well I think if the thing is moving at skittery, they'll kind of be a bit more interested but it's just kind of doing wherever they're like, yeah, well that's fine. You do you over there, I'll probably go to sleep over here.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm just kind of laughing at the idea of a cat getting caught in like a chandelier or something has been a class or yells and crashes and like that that was like a couple $1,000 worth of crystal his cat was just like, No.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah but I mean, I thought to myself living in a place that even if I did the cat could probably clean it by getting in there any way you don't be dusting.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, I thought I had a black cat turned on, she was actually gray.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, exactly. And, you know cats don't need to be on the ceiling to break stuff in your house. I will stick with the ceiling cat Okay,

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same thing, I also tweeted the idea of anti gravity cat but I think feeling cats on here,

Unknown Speaker  
well cats because they jump about five to six times or on Highway so keep doing that I think can call an anti gravity they'll just be there for a very long time, you know,

Unknown Speaker  
that reminds me of there's a character, there's a cat character in a podcast called Welcome to Night Vale, his name is Kaushik. And he floats into fixed space about five feet off the ground in the men's bathroom at the radio station, because that's his deal that's a shake. Okay, floating to fixed but at least you know are you that all the time. that's very true, as well as well.

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So for my first question for question number two is more on like the abilities of katni. So, would you rather be able to heal yourself by parade, or would you rather have the flexibility of

Unknown Speaker  
a cat. Oh, and both of these things are very appealing abilities. Just a quick question though because there always has to be healing so, to what extent does this healing go, like if I had a cold. Can I put myself back to health.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, like, so usually people think if a cat is pouring, they're usually happy but they can fire with their thoughts feeling great because they're trying to make themselves feel better, And it has the same frequency, that boards need to repair themselves, which is really cool and just to think like it's actually just vibrations that can accelerate the healing process so if you've got a call, and you sit there. You will feel better. I guess like, if you sustained greater injuries, you just have to spend more time preparing.

Unknown Speaker  
Okay, so like if I got in a car accident allergy parade for like four days straight.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah I guess so by also following up like I need the car and they're like okay I'm gonna break and then I'll go back to party, but eventually it would help you heal faster than you normally would.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm just laughing at the ideas like God gave me a sec, I gotta go for a quick PR, you can say okay we'll get there. Last one, flexibility, I don't notice like being flexible means I can squeeze myself this basis why is my head

Unknown Speaker  
I was thinking kind of like if you wanted to like leap or something that you could, you know, always loved would you be able to do some, you know, cool twists of your body and you aced yoga class.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, that's nothing I could not do, I got a failing grade in a yoga class, every time I've moved something correct. I think that society needs to do your Gulf War, but you know that consultation for after the podcast, not my friend. No, we tried out your class and we're just like, Yeah, no we are not flexible enough that you can add some of these poses. Yeah, because I felt good for specialized though, isn't it because I'm like I'm gonna park at work now like I'm not gonna go leaping off buildings and landing on my feet and like haha my cat like reflexes, save me.

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Now you could, you could have that ability like haha, nothing could stop me now.

Unknown Speaker  
That's, that's how I've been nervous all my joints are creaky, no I wouldn't go with purring, just because the idea of purring to heal myself is, is very appealing. I mean I'm looking out for number one, making sure that I'm getting better every time I'm not feeling well, and I think it'd be very amusing for the people around me like well so what are you doing is vibrating, you know, at a low frequency to make myself feel better.

Unknown Speaker  
I think like that would be nice for other people I just touched my shoulder while I'm doing okay. That's true,

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yeah, I just been all popular person. Yeah, like, oh friends, I mean I'm not a cat. I do not like being pet but if I allow you to put your hand on my shoulder. I do my thing, I guess. What's really fun question.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, I've just got the meme of, like, it's like a science picture of what's in play the cat is like the

Unknown Speaker  
vibrating intensifies. You know there was an old folklore tale, I can't remember what culture, it was from but they told me this when I was in like second grade so obviously the details are fuzzy, but it was one of those like creation myths of like why do cats purr and this is why because this cat character came over was like a trickster figure or whatever but this cat had a drum, and this cat was super proud he loves this drum, the only way you could make any noise was by stroking it okay and that's what let's make the purring noise, and so I can't remember the exact details what happened but like the cat got into a fight with like a mouse or something, and the cat suddenly swallow the drum. So now that's when you pet cats now, they make a purring noise because you're activating the drone that's inside them to look at it so

Unknown Speaker  
yeah please find that guess what I was looking at like cat five episodes they were like, the origin of cats may come down to what's known as otters are kind of like odo we now have rat problems like God made alights two cats came well up control I'd like sure okay

Unknown Speaker  
with that you're watching other cities that a miracle that's cool. Yeah, it's not the craziest thing that's happened in the Bible.

Unknown Speaker  
No you're. That's also not the craziest creation myth, there's been so like I get it. Weird okay I'll just eat up a lesser version of myself every time I have allergies, it's awful,

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a portable version of yourself like that to that your

Unknown Speaker  
God no, things took a turn for the horrify so I'm going to leave that thought behind. Number three, so we're getting more to the folklore of cats, in this case so Surina, yeah. Would you rather have nine lives, or would you rather have two tails.

Unknown Speaker  
Interesting. Is there a story behind the two tails Yes,

Unknown Speaker  
actually. So, gather around kids and move to get real nerdy. There are Japanese creatures like us closer to demons called yokai, and there's a couple of Catlin's because they love cats. So there's two of them there is the Buckeye Nicole which kind of translates to, like, ghost cat, or monster cat and then they have the Nicole Mata, which is the one that I'm talking about today with the two tails, now they're, they kind of get confused for each other every once in a while but Nicoma are known for being like cats, reached an exceptionally long, age, and then once they get to a certain point their tail split. They're both on the Trickster sort of like playing pranks, but they can turn sometimes kind of really mean spirited if they feel like it sort of spirits, so they're not ones that you would like mess with basically, okay so Necco matters specifically they have two tails and they also like to pretend to be humans, and then their families.

Unknown Speaker  
Okay, so do I want to basically like do I want to keep living multiple lives or do I want to turn into a prankster with distinguishable features, but also

Unknown Speaker  
your supernatural power if you live super low, how to deal with shape shift, raise the dead, that kind of thing of my dreams, like having together

Unknown Speaker  
day in life thing so is it like the same life and then like, something happens where I'm like okay cool, I need to reset. Do I reset from that point, or am I report like the more like you know, interviews,

Unknown Speaker  
I would probably say it's like a reset button this is the same life you're living at nine different arrows if that makes sense like you'll still have all your memories and stuff right like know what it was like Doctor Who for generations, I guess, every once awhile you're like well pack this one up, and then well ah, it's new, it's you, you have nine of them.

Unknown Speaker  
There's my appearance changes time, if you want it to, I'm just thinking more of the Doctor Who could have saved Yeah, save the change. I'm going to go with the nine lies I quite like that because you know you've still got your memories and things, so you can essentially plan like okay like one we're going to try this, like, I was really interested in, you know, microbiology let's let's explore that new name whole new face no one's gonna know. Yeah, it's kind of like being a vampire without the limitations of being a vampire, so I kind of like that like I would never want to be immortal. I think that's just too long, you know,

Unknown Speaker  
This is getting kind of close when you say like it's not live and you know if you're living for an average of, like, what 80 to 90 years that's a really really long, you're not living forever but you're living pretty dang close.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah but you know, you might plan for how they like each life, maybe what you have 80 or something, but you know wherever you live, you might beat that pretty

Unknown Speaker  
quickly like Well, well, unfortunate end real quick like Well, so much for being a microbiologist. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
I think I'll go with that that seems horrified and kind of more in line with like I have so many things I want to do with my life, but not enough time, the time is not real because I have my life so you know,

Unknown Speaker  
that's also true, I don't really think about your mortality or like being super long lived is kind of makes me sad, a little bit all my friends, you know,

Unknown Speaker  
if you make you wonder then maybe I like to like, live long enough to see if we get to space travel for like people, I notice all these rich billionaires that are monopolizing space like. I also want to go here to someday,

Unknown Speaker  
maybe in the future, who knows right but it's just this little going let's just say that,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah, but I'll still go with my highlights.

Unknown Speaker  
I mean I like the idea of having, you know, wacky powers and the tails split in half because if anything, it'd be a conversation starter.

Unknown Speaker  
But having two tails kind of reminds me of Tales from like Sonic, Tails. Favorite cactus,

Unknown Speaker  
no but also considered kills the fox and not real. I mean this is,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah. Yeah, so you would rather be trickster demon cat got I mean, I'm kind of into it, like it's, it's,

Unknown Speaker  
you know people always say YOLO but no you only die once in my case, you will forever though. Live Forever I'll just live unusually long people be like, Oh, who is that over there with you know the completely human person who has two tails. Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  
Why is all my money going was nice what the Balkans.

Unknown Speaker  
What's going on, they had things like what to do if like your cat is exhibiting this weird behavior because it may actually be one of these guys, and it was like cats like standing up on their hind legs cats who sit very close to your face and breathe in steal your breath while you're sleeping. If your cat has developed an unusual thirst from that point, it may be one of these, of like okay I'll keep that in mind, we'll just fill up my oil lamp at night, right,

Unknown Speaker  
I think that those are very much stories of their time.

Unknown Speaker  
Absolutely yeah I love it though, it's you know a snapshot of history of how people have always been people thinking of weird reasons for why weird stuff happens, love it, with a question for,

Unknown Speaker  
I'm going to come back to, maybe the feeling of having a cat, would you rather have a cat appear on your lap, anytime you read a book or speak next to you anytime. Because I think that's one of the great things about having a cat is like, you know, what is this in your library like this was the Bay Area like rebury relaxing and then what did they sleep next to you like

Unknown Speaker  
oh my god it's just me. See, I have to say I've never actually had a cast in my lab before because nadi is the cat who I've lived with right, she is not an affectionate cat at all, like she doesn't come from pets, she just lies next to you, and if you pet her show this make noise and noise is a complaint but doesn't do anything. So we just kind of like, yeah, Maddie daddy's Onyx is very cute, very small for her age. She's kitten size but she's like nine. She's also not super like cuddly affectionate but she's really good with being picked up, they're going to pick her up with color until she's like alright that's enough, so like that's nice. Yeah, I obviously have not tried picking GG up yet because she's been through a lot in the last few days.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, very much likes to come, sit on my lap like if you put her blinker on your lap, she's like, Yes, this is my time but she will come. But the funny thing is, If I'm sitting on the sofa, then my granddad cuts off the end of the table always goes to him even though he's always like reluctant to be and then she's like, No, this is where I was be it's so he's like just gives up and as i Okay, I will bet.

Unknown Speaker  
It's just like a family member thing because like my dad's very much like for cats. What, what, why, why do we have a cat in the house, and then the next day he's like, oh Where's daddy, like, she'll sit next to him I'm watching TV I'm like okay cool, you say you don't like her but your way are,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah I like that thing like when I first that shadow, like I brought her home when she was a kid and think baby kitten, and my dad was like, Oh, she's gonna chew all the wires. Like a TD tivicay that he's a car is melting and, you know, when he comes in, he's like, where's your shadow like I don't want to talk to anybody, I was like, Where are the cats, and you like pick them up and take us to like his bedroom

Unknown Speaker  
thing, I don't know but that is like Fadi like watching features that they're going to count in the watch.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, I think I would go with the cat sleeping on the bed thing because Maddie did actually do that and so I would be like, Oh, Nice maybe gonna fly beds that have no my sister's room where she normally sleeps, but the problem with both of these things is that I've mentioned this on the podcast before, but I am just randomly super warm person so having a cat on my lap I think would be more comfortable for me and I'm like, obviously you know the rules, if the cat is asleep on you, you know, move. If I'm sweating to death with a cow on my lap I just don't know if I can

Unknown Speaker  
just accept your faith.

Unknown Speaker  
But I'm sweaty enough as it is, I don't want to subject the cat to just absorb the heat again.

Unknown Speaker  
If you have a nice look on my bed before and it's very sweet chill, little corner there and it'll stretch I don't like all over but it was a cat I put

Unknown Speaker  
my face on I prefer having the cat in my lap because even though I can't get out, it's always a very good exit signal, because there's a cat that I laugh when I sleep I tend to kind of like passive tired a lot and like I don't want to disturb what your shadow bio with okay so they will always like star in my room, and then there will be

Unknown Speaker  
a personal preference, like when I sleep I guess I just conk out pretty hard. I don't pause and turn on those I'm trying to sleep. Generally I fall asleep, pretty quickly. If I'm lucky, so I can just lock in my position and that's it. Sleep time. I hope she has chosen me as her person and choose to spend time sleeping in my bedroom which is down in the basement.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, I'm sure she will. And I'm sure like obviously the first kind of human she gets to interact with a new horse, he will become a human takes time and I think with anybody who's just getting cards, we're not really sure like as long as you just take it slowly, gently and quietly like, you know, respect their boundaries will be good. Like if you try to force anything that's like this is never gonna work especially with a cat like I think with dogs like there's some leaving because dogs always kind of want to be around. Yeah, you can kind of get away with that but with cats, they have very clear focus like you can get my belly twice, but three times,

Unknown Speaker  
I will catch you. Yes, yes. A friend of mine quit in a really good way it's like dogs are like a less in unconditional love, and then cats are like the ultimate lesson on consent, because if this guy doesn't like you feel that you know.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, exactly. Good. And like I was kind of funny like but it's like shadow for the first time and like shadow will let us have our and like his resolve to really keep on. But you do annoy verily, it's that sense of boundaries yeah

Unknown Speaker  
i

Unknown Speaker  
think so getting out, she will like. She will fit forever closer they're they're like the kind of like scarred for life, it sounds like yep,

Unknown Speaker  
that's what it is, it's important to teach people consent, especially people like can I pet your dog, and if you say don't touch your dog anyway I'm like, you're a terrible person. My dog was very small, very cute, because he was a white dog, and brown ears only brown ears right he was a door. Oh, he was off the fluffy and people all the time, be like, oh my god I love your dog and like, go and test them and he doesn't like strangers much it's like the cost my dog. Yeah, no

Unknown Speaker  
it's always important to ask and that, you know the owner tells you something about their pet. Respect. Exactly, another,

Unknown Speaker  
another dog I met the other day was a great day, those dogs are fast, like this dog could put his paws up on his owner shoulders, and be like bufflehead. Yeah, and I'm like oh can I pick your dog because I come from underneath this hill get intimidated for like going for the top of the head that I'm like okay yeah that's how you respect them, that's it is concerned people, not just for animals. It's not just for humans, excuse me. But that's all our questions so

Unknown Speaker  
here's my Bonus questions for our lovely listener, so I'm all about cat. Cat abilities. Would you rather have cat ears, or cat eyes. Let us know in the comments on our Instagram page on our website, like asking different questions and things like that. In the past,

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is the feature in the world. Oh my god this is so cool.

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Let us hear your voice. Okay, you're no wrong answer.

Unknown Speaker  
Alright, so now that that's out of the way, it's time for, what would you do say fits radar.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm very interested to see where you go with this.

Unknown Speaker  
Well, we'll see if you can pick up a button down, you are walking down the street with a friend one day, they see a cat walking past, nothing. This cat is holding a little mouse. So you stop at a crosswalk and the light changes, and the cat does not follow those laws because it doesn't understand that red and green install and also the colorblind, a car comes around the bend, you actually have to save this cat for dramatic like die roll and you're like oh my god this cats. Okay, I think the cat stands up on its hind leg, it says, You, but life I'm eternally grateful. And it extends to an invitation to go to his kingdom. What would you do, we're gonna follow the logical path, like,

Unknown Speaker  
like any universe of any mind I live like that I kind of figured. Yeah, cuz you know I've already committed quite a lot to save the cat, like you know I've dived into traffic to save the cat, I know it's speaking to me and I was like, this is clearly my life purpose is hopefully leading up to this, if the cat is inviting me to pick a service, rooted they know

Unknown Speaker  
your mind that cats ideas of what humans like is very different from what cats like right so you could go there and it could be like, Oh, we invented this piece for you it's nothing but like when it's like something,

Unknown Speaker  
this is true but we like fish for other banks. Because no but as fish they're caviar but the fancy eating caviar that day, I don't know I don't see why they wouldn't. Yeah, like my cats like to eat chicken with a bit of spice on it. Like they'll sit and stare at my mom especially like easy no therapy but I like your meat nothing stronger struggled hard. But like with other members of my family, it's just like, there's so that they'll usually pick like one of my favorites like, just focus don't give it.

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Like all of their cake. That's the superpower, you have to avoid staring directly in the eyes. Your immune system, the sad we believe face that they give you, or by love. That was strong. I don't know which was more than that, there's a bumper sticker for you

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okay with that. Anyway, I think I would just accept this talking invitation to kick them like I feel this is totally turned into like, wanting to deal with demons secrets is talking about earlier, but you know,

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not even bad, I just cast foot up on his hind legs bow was like thank you for saving my life. I believe that you're gonna have to make sure you wrote well for this one. Time to flip a coin.

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Well, I mean, my cat that has to be tail. Right. It's why, why, request another break from.

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Okay come on that. No, it's fairly. So the thing about that being that during their kingdom. They expect us to adhere to some of their costumes like giving up your humanity and slowly becoming a cat over the course of your visit there. So you've left behind everything everyone you've ever known will never know what happened to you. Oh, yeah, and your apartment that you'll be behind is full of cat and that's the only clue they have two three that don't over. I mean, yeah, so that's what happened to you but you're now getting their kingdom so you know, trade off, I guess, can I step back because the cat is the people that I know of, like, give me my dog. Don't be weird. I'm gonna say, probably not. That's probably the stipulations that come join me in liking the first time in my life. You are now a valued member of this kingdom and His Kingdom.

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Well, that's when I get super committed to following Even cats, saving their lives so you know Okay fine, I'll make it. I'll make it work. This cat was the person who escaped. So you save a number of royalty deals, it's pretty great, I do.

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Okay, this is actually a movie by Studio Ghibli. It's called the cat return. That's actually what happens to the main character, she saves the prince of the kingdom and it's the funniest thing in the world because they like give her gifts but they're gifts that cats like so she likes to the adorable movie so highly recommended, though some of the more iconic cat character's name is the Baron, and he's a cat in a top hat and suits and he's very dapper. Excellent. I can get that badly for you. Okay, considering

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